My ideal woman

My ideal woman is not a „Yes Woman” who has no thoughts; on the contrary, she knows how to reason and debate and she does so without losing her charm.

She communicates directly and clearly to eliminate those typical not-telling-you-what-is-wrong kind of conversations that are pointless anyways and only result in men giving up trying to figure out what’s actually wrong. The ideal woman happily acknowledges a man’s desire towards her and is confident in who she is. As a result, she has the strength and willpower to get rid of those extra pounds she gained without making everyone listen to how disciplined and persistent she is and without posting about her fitness journey every five seconds. She does not complain about her sufferings and sacrifices, she quietly waits for her man to acknowledge her hard work.

My ideal woman can name at least 20th century poets, maybe she can even quote them. She has held a real book in her hands, nay, she read some and I dare say her favorite author is definitely not Coelho. Her views are not constructed by quotes she’s seen on social media, she has her own ideas and is able to express them. She knows that Eugene Onegin is not just some book written by some Russian dude and she does not own any pillows that have quotes printed on them. She knows that all those widely popular social media quotes are all bullshit and that is not where she seeks real value. She does not follow trends, she’s after the real deal. The ideal woman does not have to be the proud owner of a handful of certificates but must be able to speak at least one foreign language fluently.

She knows her body, she knows what clothes suit her; she also knows that leggings are not pants. She does not have a tramp stamp or those ridiculously overdrawn brows, nor does she have hair extensions falling out from her head. The ideal woman would only ever have anything done for herself, she’d never have breast implants or any procedures done to please a man. Her nail polish is rarely chipped and you’d never see her in desperate need of a color-and-cut. She enjoys her own company and has rather attractive qualities to her.

My ideal woman knows how to take care of herself. She has a thousand different faces but all are equally adorable. She’s not overly obsessed with counting calories, she would never bring her own non-fat yogurt to a date at a restaurant, she’d never calculate her macros – or at least she’d never mention it. She’s always put together but is not a fashionista, she knows the difference between being stylish and fashionable. Yes, comfort is key, but she must own a couple of items that would totally make a man choose her over any football match or poker game – a pair of stilettos never hurt anybody.

My ideal woman is the total opposite of a plastic girl: she’s real and unique, honest and confident in who she is. I don't need someone with rehearsed jokes and gestures or someone who blows kisses with a fake designer bag in her hand.

My ideal woman does not lean on a man for support for she knows how to stand on her own – she’s not a relationship addict nor is she looking for a sugar daddy to make her dreams come true. She’d never be in a relationship just to avoid being on her own or because it seems easier. She chooses to be with her man because she wants to be with him. She’d never turn a blind eye on indiscretions. My ideal woman is a safe haven where I can rest and find refreshment at the end of a stressful day and she makes me feel ready to take on the world the next day. I can be the best version of myself with her. My ideal woman might make something delicious from scratch from time to time and instead of buying all the gingerbread candles at Christmas, she might actually bake some.

My ideal woman would never strive to be perfect for she knows that real women are not perfect and perfect women are not real. All in all, my ideal woman is a real human being, an individual with a real brain, if not real boobs. She’s unique, she can be approached and loved – she’s the real deal who is so much more than a perfect 90-60-90 girl.